9 Roasts for Candace
Because every Candace deserves to be humbled.
General Burn
Candace appears in 3 cultures: English, Biblical, Biblical Latin. That's a lot of cultures to let down simultaneously.
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Candace: Not to be confused with Candace Cameron, who's famous for being DJ Tanner and the good girl next door. This one's famous for being confused with them.
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Plot twist: Candace isn't Candace Cameron. One is famous for being DJ Tanner and the good girl next door. The other is reading this joke.
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Candace comes from English meaning "defender." Too bad that meaning doesn't show in your personality.
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Hey Candace, did you hear about the dance class? Everyone was prancing except Candace!
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Your name looks like someone tried to spell "Canada" but sneezed halfway through and gave up.
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Can't help but notice your name has "dance" in it, yet those letters are as awkwardly arranged as a middle school slow dance.
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"Can-dance"? More like Can't-dance with those two left feet syllables.
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When life gives you Candace, at least it's not Can't-ace - though that name still sounds like a pharmacy prescription.
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