17 Roasts for Bill
Because every Bill deserves to be humbled.
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There's Bill Clinton, the Bill famous for playing the saxophone and dodging scandals, and then there's you - the Bill famous for existing.
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Fun fact: Bill and Bill Clinton share the same name! Bill Clinton is remembered for not having sexual relations with that woman. Bill will be remembered for this joke.
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Hey Bill, you share a name with Bill Gates, who's known for monopolizing computers and giving away billions. You're known for... well, we're still figuring that out.
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Bill: Not to be confused with Bill Gates, who's famous for monopolizing computers and giving away billions. This one's famous for being confused with them.
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Google autocomplete: "Bill" suggests "Bill Clinton", who's known for not having sexual relations with that woman. For you, it suggests "who?"
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Hey Bill, you're all downhill - even your name sounds like life's going down the drill.
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They call you Bill 'cause you're not worth the full William - just a discount version that's still fillin' in.
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Imagine being named Bill - when your parents clearly stopped typing halfway through "Billboard" and just hit save.
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Your name looks like someone tried to write "pill" but the 'p' fell over and gave up - fitting for such a lazy four-letter word.
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Your name's so basic it's just the letter B doing a trust fall into two L's - at least you've got backup.
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Your parents named you Bill because they couldn't decide if they wanted a 'b' at the beginning or end, so they just sandwiched some 'ill' in between.
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Seems like your parents couldn't afford the full "William" - they just sent you the Bill.
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I'd make a joke about your name, but I don't want to run up a tab - I hear every Bill comes due eventually.
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"Bill" sounds like what you get at a restaurant - and just like those, nobody's excited to see you show up.
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Your parents named you Bill because you were destined to be reduced to the lowest common denominator.
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Your parents must've been short on creativity when naming you - they just handed you the Bill and called it a day.
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I bet you're the only Bill who never gets paid, since your name is worth exactly what it sounds like: zero dolla-Bills.
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